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Thursday, April 20, 2006

1YAT: The Value of Quick Thinking

One year ago today, I wrote:

Often times I only think of the perfect response to a question hours later, when it does me no good. But occasionally it comes to me right away.

Yesterday, my little boy was practicing his piano lessons. He wanted to quit and do something else but I wanted him to practice the last tune one last time: “Tomorrow is your piano class. Practice that tune again. You want to show your piano teacher that you can play it perfectly.” I only meant “perfect” in the sense that he should be able the play it with obvious errors, not that I expected him to be Mozart.

My wife took offense to that statement. She angrily whispered: “ What do you mean ‘perfect?’ Don’t put pressure on him. What do you do that is ‘perfect?’”

I was in the doghouse now. I needed to think quickly – and I did!

“I married the perfect wife.”

My wife considered that answer for a brief moment as if she might have appreciated that reply.

“Name one other thing you can do perfectly."

“I gave the perfect response to the previous question.”

“Ha, ha. Very funny.”

But then she let the subject drop. I breathed a sigh of relief.

I recall that Rahul Bhatia liked this one. Now he is married, he will have to think quickly on occasion.

My son plays the piano really well now.


  • It's uncanny how most men can turn the difficult question from the wife into its head in the blink of an eye. Is it a skill they know/hone inherently from birth or is there a secret society manual with all the prefect answers to the difficult questions (1000 Q&A for smartie-pants)??? Whatever the case maybe, the perfect answers leave a trail of open jawed/ bowled-over wives in its wake!!!

    By Blogger 30in2005, at 7:33 AM  

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