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Friday, June 10, 2005

Stupidest Answer to a Job Interview Question

Question: “How are you today?”
Answer: “Irrelevant to the procedure.”

My wife was the interviewer. She’s going to recommend against this one.

This applicant is looking for a health care analyst position. She has a resume with almost every conceivable job skill listed in alphabetical order. It starts with academics (is that a job skill?), biostatistics, computer, data analysis, etc. My wife exclaimed, “She has the whole alphabet.”

I looked at it and noticed immediately an omission: “She forgot zoology.”

I’m not making this up.


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